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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:20
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?
Just Forget it!
No go.
No way
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...